lacanno:

sext: Zankoku na tenshi no you ni shonen yo shinwa ni nare

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luciferror:

WHATS A DAD TO A NONBELIEVER i yell from my bedroom. im grounded and mad as heck

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brandnewswastikas:

“I wish the United States Geological Survey was called the United Geological Geological Survey because the initials would be UGGS instead of USGS and maybe then girls would think that cartography is cool.”

- A cartographer who wants to have sex with a girl he saw at the mall eighteen days ago

orbsteeb:

show up at an open poetry slam and gently boop the nose of a puppy against the mic. thunderous applause. god damn

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quoms:

new atheism needs to be analysed as a religious movement because that is what it is

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